So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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