Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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