what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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