so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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