have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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