So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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