Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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