he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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