I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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