What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Farmville is her only friend.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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