Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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