heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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