I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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