do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
No I am not eating basil off your cock
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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