It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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