I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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