Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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