i would punch a child for taco bell
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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