i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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