Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day