I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?