Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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