i permit you to call me
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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