I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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