He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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