the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I feel like a drive thru vagina
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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