please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
