is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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