I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
A bitchslap is in order.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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