Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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