I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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