My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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