she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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