he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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