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Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home

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(401): Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home http://tfl.nu/zrvk

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I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.

(281): View more from Texas

No. Just liquor. Time's no good.

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(253): I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time. (281): No. Just liquor. Time's no good. http://tfl.nu/1yv7

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(407): View more from Florida

we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her

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(407): we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her http://tfl.nu/n8un

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(818): View more from California

I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.

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(818): I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them. http://tfl.nu/l7o1

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(613): View more from Ontario

You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one

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(613): You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one http://tfl.nu/l60l

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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat

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(978): Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat http://tfl.nu/fgz1

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(937): View more from Ohio

You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.

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(937): You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already. http://tfl.nu/06li

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

of course we have a beer bong

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how else would we feed our christmas tree

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(267): of course we have a beer bong (267): how else would we feed our christmas tree http://tfl.nu/aebp

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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands

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(619): I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands http://tfl.nu/vlc3

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this

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(413): I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this http://tfl.nu/znqy

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.

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(270): Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad. http://tfl.nu/hoxr

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.

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(228): Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well. http://tfl.nu/vvbh

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind

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(651): I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind http://tfl.nu/rbfo

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(631): View more from New York

Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.

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(631): Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds. http://tfl.nu/5z67

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.

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(401): The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball. http://tfl.nu/7ib2

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