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Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.

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(630): Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way. http://tfl.nu/v52c

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last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!

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(970): last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!! http://tfl.nu/1bv7

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Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.

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She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.

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She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.

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(513): Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen. (1-513): She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do. (513): She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses. http://tfl.nu/52u6

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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?

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(857): I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars? http://tfl.nu/0mdx

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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.

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(910): she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar. http://tfl.nu/ez5w

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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.

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(832): you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would. http://tfl.nu/dwd2

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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.

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(215): The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng. http://tfl.nu/fp0t

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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.

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(819): We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive. http://tfl.nu/7d2g

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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?

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Its 11 o'clock somewhere

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(315): What's the rule on cocaine before dinner? (414): Its 11 o'clock somewhere http://tfl.nu/yof7

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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.

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(570): Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos. http://tfl.nu/kn72

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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.

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(250): I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you. http://tfl.nu/i94o

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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?

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That's two questions.

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(310): Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away? (626): That's two questions. http://tfl.nu/0koe

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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.

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You gift wrapped a tampon.

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(815): I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase. (1-815): You gift wrapped a tampon. http://tfl.nu/h0zj

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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.

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(618): A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in. http://tfl.nu/spi2

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There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night

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(406): There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night http://tfl.nu/nkhz

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