fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?