Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.

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(517): View more from Michigan

New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"

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(773): View more from Illinois

Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.

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(904): View more from Florida

Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny

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(217): View more from Illinois

List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.

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