i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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