you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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