everyone is single if you try hard enough
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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