The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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