So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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