dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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