Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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