Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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