if you like me you must not know who I am
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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