Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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