I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He passed out mid-signature
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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