She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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