she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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