Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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