Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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