does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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