You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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