Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
are you so shy because you have an std?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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