So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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