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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Only a mothe r could love this liver
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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