this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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